And the Kreativ Blogger Award goes to...Review Your Own Blog!

Mike over at 1,000 Words was kind enough to pick Review Your Own Blog to receive the Kreativ Blogger Award:

There are some conditions that go with this award:

1. Copy the image.
2. Post in my blog.
3. Award seven other bloggers who should receive the award.
4. Make a list of ten creative things about myself.

I'm going to go out on a limb here. Of course, as I've already stated in the Statement Of Raison D'Etre, I reject utterly any conditions appertaining to the awarding of awards. I've had this stance ever since I "won" that pleasurable sea cruise a few years back.

But I feel an exception can be made from time to time, as a token gesture, without undermining my core stance (which, as I plainly say, is arbitrary - and so an exception here, exception there can only bolster its arbitrary nature).

With that in mind, here's a list of ten creative things about myself:

1. I eat my pizza much the same way everybody does, but for some reason some way about the specific way I do it strikes me as unusual.

2. I sleep odd hours. 5, 7, 9 - never 8, 6 or 10.

3. Damn it I'm just making these up. Start over.

2. (previous #3 counts as new #1) I write poems.

3. I write songs.

4. I write memos, pretty damn persuasive ones. That takes some panache.

5. I enjoy doing things perfectly seriously, even when the things themselves are not entirely serious in nature.

6. I

That's it for the list.

Kreativ Blogger Award was awarded to ReviewYourOwnBlog on 11/17/09 by Mike at 1,000 Words!

Thanks, Mike! In view of the abysmal failure to perform against the conditions,

You May Revoke Your Award.