Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Statement Of Raison D'Etre

Welcome to You May Revoke Your Award. I find myself in a difficult position. I would love to gratefully accept any awards, rewards, plaudits or honors (especially medals) that would come my way!

So I do.

But where I run afoul, potentially afoul, is that occasionally awards come with sundry conditions. These, I reject utterly. That's an arbitrary stance on my part, reflective of how I roll.

Therefore: You May Revoke Your Award.

Click HERE for details how! Or, read on below for awards I have thus far received - all subject to revocation by the giver at any time!

Master of Karate and Friendship Award

1. I am master of unused (and arguably, unusable) band names.
2. I am master of Feng Shui Do, the martial art of interior decorating. If you walk into my house, you will be attacked by your surroundings.
3. I am master of kickass diplomacy (mostly just at work).
4. I am master of coming off like I think I'm so smart
5. I am master of many styles of beer.
6. I am master of three-finger lightning typing technique.

And I thought I'd never be recognized. But no! Today, March 2nd 2010, I was "tagged" by Sarah of Naked Cupcakes as the recipient of the Master of Karate and Friendship Award! Hi-Yyyyah!!


The requirements of this award are:
1) to list six things I master, and
2) tag six others for the award.

I have failed the requirements! 

Therefore Sarah, You May Revoke Your Award.